The Famous Clown Hotel is For Sale!

You guys, you guys, you guys! My birthday is next month and I know what I want and it’s SUPER CHEAP, okay! The famous Haunted Clown Hotel in Nevada is for sale for ONLY $900,000! I am SOOOO excited! THANKFULLY a stipulation of the sale is that it must be preserved as the historical treasure […]

Clowns – Run for Your Lives!

It might be time for the clowns out there to lie low. Early in the morning on Tuesday (that’s today!), Penn State students – more than 500 of them! – rampaged around the Pennsylvania campus hunting for a clown rumored to be seen nearby. They are using emboldening quotes like “some people run away from […]