The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]
You guys, you guys, you guys! My birthday is next month and I know what I want and it’s SUPER CHEAP, okay! The famous Haunted Clown Hotel in Nevada is for sale for ONLY $900,000! I am SOOOO excited! THANKFULLY a stipulation of the sale is that it must be preserved as the historical treasure […]
Shoot, guys, even *I* learned some stuff! With my clown/Tim Curry obsession…? No shame, no shame… just fun and games, here! Thank you, Mr. Minty for dropping some knowledge! Enjoy the video – there are behind the scenes photos, design drawings, interview clips and quotes, DVD extras, and all sorts of other goodies! This is […]
Hahahha – okay, so I have a soft, gooey, drippy place in my heart for obsessive people who go overboard on analysis and observation – especially when it comes to delightfully nerdy things, like the upcoming “IT” remake! Thanks to this video from Zac Morris on CZsWorld on YouTube (who, apparently, does this kind of […]
You know here in ClownTown we LOVE Pennywise the Clown. We were NOT happy to hear about the remake, but we’re trying to be open-minded. After all, Stephen King DID say he’s MUCH happier with the remake than the original movie – although it lacks Tim Curry, so I’m not sure how that is possible. […]
Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]
Hey, kiddos!!! Valentine’s Day (“Valentine’s… I hate the word as I hate Hell and all Montagues….”) is a pretty horrible holiday. And Halloween, the holiest of days, is the best holiday ever. So it only makes sense to improve Valentine’s by making it a little more horrific. This awesome guy has been creating “Vile Valentine’s” […]
I think that this is pretty cool, although maybe not the safest thing in the world. A Cumbira costume shop, Cumbria Superheroes, has unleashed Batman into clown-infested neighborhoods. People have seen the caped crusader patroling the area and even chasing down vile clowns! Brilliant idea, I hope nothing bad happens. Batman. Batman. Batman. Fuck yeah! […]
Okay, guys – you know I love me some clownin’, I really do, but y’all are going a little over the top! And not just clowns, but the… clown… hunters? HERE is a video clip of a guy pointing a gun at a clown and telling him to quit lurking some kids. The clown, rightfully, […]
While this morning it was believed that the Killer Clown Craze had barely managed to jump the pond, it turns out there are reports coming out of Canada and Australia as well. English police officers reported 59 incidents involving clowns. In fact, in THIS article, there was a long list of arrests made for clowns […]