The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]
Hahahha – okay, so I have a soft, gooey, drippy place in my heart for obsessive people who go overboard on analysis and observation – especially when it comes to delightfully nerdy things, like the upcoming “IT” remake! Thanks to this video from Zac Morris on CZsWorld on YouTube (who, apparently, does this kind of […]
Hey, guys! Happy days! I’m a little late, but I was out and about a couple weeks ago (July 18th, to be precise) and saw the following at Michael’s: It is starting!!!!!! 94 days left! Time to start getting ready!
You guys… “IT” is here! The OFFICIAL trailer for the remake of Stephen King’s “IT” has been released! And it looks VERY, VERY amazing! I’m not thrilled about all the remakes, but I’m pretty darned excited about this one! Who else?
Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]
Hey, kiddos!!! Valentine’s Day (“Valentine’s… I hate the word as I hate Hell and all Montagues….”) is a pretty horrible holiday. And Halloween, the holiest of days, is the best holiday ever. So it only makes sense to improve Valentine’s by making it a little more horrific. This awesome guy has been creating “Vile Valentine’s” […]
While this morning it was believed that the Killer Clown Craze had barely managed to jump the pond, it turns out there are reports coming out of Canada and Australia as well. English police officers reported 59 incidents involving clowns. In fact, in THIS article, there was a long list of arrests made for clowns […]
Even though police and other officials say that they’re taking the clown sightings very seriously – because menacing people is a real and actual crime, people – online sales say that clown costumes are extremely popular right now. At one popular online retailer, HalloweenCostumes.com has seen an uptick of 40% and HalloweenExpress.com has seen an […]
OMG, Tucson, really? I think this is one of the most offensive things ever. YES, people need to get over the clown thing, but it is NOWHERE near the level that the violence against black and colored people has gotten. Come up with a different slogan, at least? This just sounds like a really horrible […]
As of September 30th, 2016, the following states have had creepy clown sightings: Alabama Arizona Arkansas Colorado Florida Georgia Idaho Illinois Indiana Kentucky Louisiana Maryland Michigan Missouri Mississippi New Jersey New York North Carolina Ohio Oregon Pennsylvania South Carolina Tennessee Texas Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin. Source