Clown Costume Sales Are Up!

Even though police and other officials say that they’re taking the clown sightings very seriously – because menacing people is a real and actual crime, people – online sales say that clown costumes are extremely popular right now. At one popular online retailer, HalloweenCostumes.com has seen an uptick of 40% and HalloweenExpress.com has seen an […]

How Many Clown Arrests So Far?

Okay, so here’s an article that accounts all the clown-related arrests so far across the country. A quick perusal of the article will show that the majority (I’d say 95% [NO I didn’t do the math!]) are juveniles being arrested for making threats against their schools from Clown-themed social media sites. This is frustrating because […]

Hoax or Harrassment? Police Patience Stretched Thin

So, we’re all aware of the creepy clown thing (someone has called it the Clown Purge – cute) that is taking our nation by storm. It turns out, with social media, harmless prank can turn into an international panic. It all started when some kids said they saw a clown trying to lure them into […]

Police Commissioner Says to Calm the Fuck Down

Clown Menace According to a Deputy Commissioner in New  York City, even though the clown invasion seems to be scary, there’s nothing to be afraid of. People acting out of fear are much scarier. Reports of clowns being creepy are mostly unconfirmed and there aren’t any of clowns causing any actual mischief let alone any real […]

Clown Threats Cause Chaos in Ohio

So… yes. Halloween is coming and so is a remake of Stephen King’s “It.” Plus, Eli Roth let loose “Clown” and Rob Zombie has been advertising “31.” But to bring the terror to the next level, there have been a series of Clown Pranks and disturbances happening in Ohio. People are calling in clowns with […]