Clown Costume Sales Are Up!

Even though police and other officials say that they’re taking the clown sightings very seriously – because menacing people is a real and actual crime, people – online sales say that clown costumes are extremely popular right now. At one popular online retailer, HalloweenCostumes.com has seen an uptick of 40% and HalloweenExpress.com has seen an […]

“Clown Lives Matter”

OMG, Tucson, really? I think this is one of the most offensive things ever. YES, people need to get over the clown thing, but it is NOWHERE near the level that the violence against black and colored people has gotten. Come up with a different slogan, at least? This just sounds like a really horrible […]

Hoax or Harrassment? Police Patience Stretched Thin

So, we’re all aware of the creepy clown thing (someone has called it the Clown Purge – cute) that is taking our nation by storm. It turns out, with social media, harmless prank can turn into an international panic. It all started when some kids said they saw a clown trying to lure them into […]

Man Shoots at Harmless Woman; Doesn’t Know What Clowns Look Like

So, it looks like this Clown Surge (what a name!) is getting even more out of hand. On the 3rd, it was reported that a man came out of his house and shot at a woman walking her dog because he thought she was a clown, but she wasn’t. not only did he shoot at […]