Half Halloween! Where is the time going!?

Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]

“Clown Lives Matter”

OMG, Tucson, really? I think this is one of the most offensive things ever. YES, people need to get over the clown thing, but it is NOWHERE near the level that the violence against black and colored people has gotten. Come up with a different slogan, at least? This just sounds like a really horrible […]

Creepy Clowns – Danger!

Alright, guys – you KNOW I delight in the creepy clown thing. Few things make my black, twisted heart skip a beat the way a good creepy clown does (hell, even a bad one!). But things are, as usual, getting out of hand. Clowns are getting arrested Schools are being threatened and locked down People […]