Half Halloween! Where is the time going!?

Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]

Clowns – Run for Your Lives!

It might be time for the clowns out there to lie low. Early in the morning on Tuesday (that’s today!), Penn State students – more than 500 of them! – rampaged around the Pennsylvania campus hunting for a clown rumored to be seen nearby. They are using emboldening quotes like “some people run away from […]