What This Town Needs is… Batman!

I think that this is pretty cool, although maybe not the safest thing in the world. A Cumbira costume shop, Cumbria Superheroes, has unleashed Batman into clown-infested neighborhoods. People have seen the caped crusader patroling the area and even chasing down vile clowns! Brilliant idea, I hope nothing bad happens. Batman. Batman. Batman. Fuck yeah! […]

Have You Lost Your Minds?

Okay, guys – you know I love me some clownin’, I really do, but y’all are going a little over the top! And not just clowns, but the… clown… hunters? HERE is a video clip of a guy pointing a gun at a clown and telling him to quit lurking some kids. The clown, rightfully, […]

Clown Costume Sales Are Up!

Even though police and other officials say that they’re taking the clown sightings very seriously – because menacing people is a real and actual crime, people – online sales say that clown costumes are extremely popular right now. At one popular online retailer, HalloweenCostumes.com has seen an uptick of 40% and HalloweenExpress.com has seen an […]

A Plethora of Killer Clowns

Alright, so now that clowns are menacing people all around the great US of A, they’re also becoming a menace in the UK as well. But the BBC wonders – how deadly ARE clowns? As it turns out, there are 3 cases of deadly clowns – but only 2 cases occurred with clown make up/costuming […]

How Many Clown Arrests So Far?

Okay, so here’s an article that accounts all the clown-related arrests so far across the country. A quick perusal of the article will show that the majority (I’d say 95% [NO I didn’t do the math!]) are juveniles being arrested for making threats against their schools from Clown-themed social media sites. This is frustrating because […]