Tag: kids

I Haven’t Seen ‘It’ Yet and Countdown to Halloween

Posted on by Eddie

The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]

How Many Clown Arrests So Far?

Posted on by Eddie

Okay, so here’s an article that accounts all the clown-related arrests so far across the country. A quick perusal of the article will show that the majority (I’d say 95% [NO I didn’t do the math!]) are juveniles being arrested for making threats against their schools from Clown-themed social media sites. This is frustrating because […]