I Haven’t Seen ‘It’ Yet and Countdown to Halloween

The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]

Over-Analysis of “IT” Trailer and Rumors!

Hahahha – okay, so I have a soft, gooey, drippy place in my heart for obsessive people who go overboard on analysis and observation – especially when it comes to delightfully nerdy things, like the upcoming “IT” remake! Thanks to this video from Zac Morris on CZsWorld on YouTube (who, apparently, does this kind of […]

The Extended Trailer for “IT” is Here!

You know here in ClownTown we LOVE Pennywise the Clown. We were NOT happy to hear about the remake, but we’re trying to be open-minded. After all, Stephen King DID say he’s MUCH happier with the remake than the original movie – although it lacks Tim Curry, so I’m not sure how that is possible. […]

Creepy Clown Sightings to Promote “It” Remake?

Marketing is Effective! So, the Rolling Stone, followed by the Inquisitr, has posited that the killer clown sightings happening around the country are just a guerilla marketing ploy to promote New Line Cinema’s remake of Stephen King’s “It.” And let me tell you, just the thought that someone might do something like that makes me […]