I Haven’t Seen ‘It’ Yet and Countdown to Halloween

The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]

Think You Know Pennywise? YOU DON’T!

Shoot, guys, even *I* learned some stuff! With  my clown/Tim Curry obsession…? No shame, no shame… just fun and games, here! Thank you, Mr. Minty for dropping some knowledge! Enjoy the video – there are behind the scenes photos, design drawings, interview clips and quotes, DVD extras, and all sorts of other goodies! This is […]

What This Town Needs is… Batman!

I think that this is pretty cool, although maybe not the safest thing in the world. A Cumbira costume shop, Cumbria Superheroes, has unleashed Batman into clown-infested neighborhoods. People have seen the caped crusader patroling the area and even chasing down vile clowns! Brilliant idea, I hope nothing bad happens. Batman. Batman. Batman. Fuck yeah! […]

Have You Lost Your Minds?

Okay, guys – you know I love me some clownin’, I really do, but y’all are going a little over the top! And not just clowns, but the… clown… hunters? HERE is a video clip of a guy pointing a gun at a clown and telling him to quit lurking some kids. The clown, rightfully, […]

Killer Clowns Go Global!

While this morning it was believed that the Killer Clown Craze had barely managed to jump the pond, it turns out there are reports coming out of Canada and Australia as well. English police officers reported 59 incidents involving clowns. In fact, in THIS article, there was a long list of arrests made for clowns […]